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MY DARLING MATER SENT HER YEARLY HOLIDAY ADDRESS AND MOTHER WOULD BE SO PLEASED IF I SHARED W/MY BELOVED CAPSLOCK FOPS!

hi folks

simon is at it again...if i ignore him he still leaves blog comments and if i publicly humiliate him like saying he has the biggest, most awesome cock in the world, he still haunts my blog area...geesh...........oh it just makes me mad that God gave an asshole like that the greatest cock on earth...i mean, god goes and gives someone with no morals this great gift, and it can mean nothing but trouble..so i imagine simon goes stumbling thru life with this awesome cock and he is trying to press it up against people as he goes along..then some poor unsuspecting girl falls in love with this fool for no other reason than she is spellbound by the pure majesty and hardness of this outstanding male member......so simon is just goin around breakin hearts and then one day if he ever has a son, the son could inherit that "gift" and then the cycle continues.....once a woman sees this cock, there is no hope ...she is enthralled and puts up with all sorts of his madness....how did i get away??? well, i lost touch with simon and the years came between us..and i know that if i ever see him again , the best course of action is to hold up the sign of a cross and flee quickly...but folks, ya see, that is the unfairness of life...a wonderful man might have a two inch cock and then someone with no soul like simon runs around with this , this ....oh i dont even want to think about this injustice..the only one who should have a cock that good is Superman.....but, folks i have my personal reasons for not blocking simon..so there u have it...


OH MUMSY! YOU ARE A ROGUE SCAMP!
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On December 19th, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC), cdaae commented:
MY OH MY!

I ADMIT MYSELF A TAD PETURBED BY THE LACK OF CAPSLOCK IN THIS POST; HOWEVER, WITH IT BEING THE TIME OF YEAR FOR GIFTS AND CHEER AND DRUNKEN CAVORTING, I HAVE RESOLVED TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM WITH A PRESENT FOR THE CAPSLOCKING COMMUNITIES.

NO MORE WILL YOU HAVE TO RISK BEING LYNCHED BY CAPSLOCK NAZIS WHEN YOU CUT AND PASTE, FOR YOU CAN AUTOMATICALLY CONVERT TEXT TO CAPSLOCKS WITH THE NEW HANDY AUTO CAPSLOCKING TOOL!!!!

HUZZAH!
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On December 19th, 2006 10:24 pm (UTC), shoedog replied:
THANK YOU.

MOTHER LOST HER CAPSLOCK KEY BACK IN THE YELLOW FEVER EPIDEMIC OF 1927.

SHE AND HER HUNGER FOR SIMON'S MALE MEMBER HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME.
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On December 19th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC), shoedog replied:
IT WORKS! HERE'S MATER'S NEW YEAR BLESSINGS.

GINA -PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I DONT LIKE THINGS THAT ARE SLIVERED---SLIVERED ALMONDS OR GARLICS...ALSO, NO ONION IN THE MAC AND CHEESE PLEASE....GINA, I THINK U SHOULD LOOK INTO SOME KIND OF CHEF TRAINING PROGRAM...MAYBE BE A SOUS CHEF??? DID I SAY IT RIGHT???----U SEEM TO BE HAPPIEST WHEN U ARE IN THE KITCHEN AND REMEMBER, YOUR FIRST WORDS AFTER "MAMA" WERE "I COOK"...SO MAYBE, THE KITCHEN IS YOUR FUTURE, EVEN THO U HAVE THE WRITING DEGREE...BUT THEN, U COULD WRITE COOKBOOKS.....THINK ON THESE THINGS AS U WILL PROBABLY BE THE MAIN BREADWINNER IF U MARRY MIKE, WHICH U SEEM DETERMINED TO DO SOMETIME BEFORE 2057.

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On December 19th, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC), cdaae replied:
I BELIEVE I SHOULD CONSIDER NOMINATING MYSELF FOR A NOBEL PRIZE. NOW NO ONE HAS AN EXCUSE NOT TO CAPSLOCK!!!
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On December 19th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC), cdaae replied:
A TRAGEDY INDEED, MUCH LIKE THE MANY WHOSE CAPSLOCKS KEYS WERE LOST WITH THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC (AN ELEMENT MOST SHAMEFULLY NEGLECTED BY HOLLYWOOD TREATMENTS OF THE TALE).
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On December 20th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC), angrybonsai commented:
AWESOME COCK


I DARE SAY, ALL WORDS ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE BETTER WHEN IN CAPS LOCK.
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On December 20th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC), niicoly commented:
MY GOODNESS! THIS DEAR MOTHER ALSO POSTED IN HER BLOG A FAN FICTIONED STORY ABOUT NAKED 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS MAKING DIGESTIVE TRACT NOISES IN THE BATHTUB AS A SCOLLYWAG OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY LISTENED IN!

CHRISTMAS BRINGS OUT ALL SORTS OF RIFF-RAFF.
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On December 20th, 2006 03:26 am (UTC), shoedog replied:
MOTHER DOES KEEPS QUITE BUSY W/HER MAD SCRIBBLING.

SHE IS QUITE THE POETASTER AND COULD GIVE MRS GASKELL A RUN FOR HER MONEY!

ZENA WAS 10 YRS OLD AND DID NOT YET HAVE ANY PUBIC HAIR--SHE HAD A COUSIN WHO WAS ALSO 10, NAMED CLAIRE---CLAIRE LIVED IN OAK PARK, ILLINOIS, AND WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL. SHE WAS OLIVE COMPLEXED, WITH LONG DARK BROWN HAIR WITH EYES TO MATCH, SHE WAS TALL AND SLENDER WITH A SWEET SMILE. ZENA WAS A BIT PLUMP AT 10 AND UNSURE OF HERSELF....CLAIRE WAS THE "PRETTY ONE"..ZENA WAS THE "SMART ONE"--ZENA LONGED TO BE THE PRETTY ONE...TO HECK WITH GETTING GOOD GRADES IN SCHOOL....WHERE WAS THE FUN IN THAT? CLAIRE'S BROTHER WAS 13 AND VERY HORNY...STEWART WAS A FAT KID WITH GLASSES AND ZENA TRULY BELIEVED NO GIRL WOULD EVER GET NEAR HIM. CLAIRE AND ZENA WOULD TAKE A BATH TOGETHER IN THOSE DAYS..PLAYING AND SLIDING AROUND AND LOVING IT WHEN THEIR YOUNG BOTTOMS WOULD GET "STUCK" IN THE BACK OF THE TUB AND MAKE A FART NOISE WHEN THEY WOULD PULL AWAY---ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LOCKED BATHROOM DOOR WAS STEWART---HE WAS LOOKING THRU THE KEYHOLE TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THEIR YOUNG PUSSIES....AFTER THE BATH AND FUN WAS OVER THE GIRLS WOULD DON OVERSIZED WHITE TEE SHIRTS AND COME SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE BATHROOM....STEWART WOULD LIE ON HIS BACK AND TRY TO LOOK UP THEIR TEE SHIRTS, HOPING THEY DID NOT PUT ON UNDERPANTIES.....ZENA DID NOT KNOW WHY, BUT SHE WANTED STEWART TO SEE HER PUSSY....SHE WANTED HIM TO GET EXCITED AT THE VIEW...SHE WAS ONLY 10...SHE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW OR FEEL MUCH MORE THAN THAT............
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On December 20th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC), hellspoette replied:
WHY THAT ~IS~ EERILY REMINISCENT OF MARGARET HALE'S CHILDHOOD RECOLLECTIONS. CONTACT MR. DICKENS AT ONCE--HE IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF NEW MATERIAL FOR HIS PUBLICATION!
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