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I MUST CONFESS, MY GOOD PEOPLE, THAT I AM QUITE NEW TO THIS SPIFFING COMMUNITY FOR US FANCY PEOPLE. I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER HOW I CAME ABOUT YOU SPORTING LOT, BUT I'M QUITE PICKLED THAT I DID. SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST POST TO SAY MY GOOD DAYS TO ALL YOU GENTLE PEOPLE.

THOUGH I MUST ADMIT THAT BEFORE JOINING THIS COMMUNITY I THOUGHT A FOP WAS THE MINSTRATIONS OF THE MALE ORGAN, AND HOW UNBECOMING IS THAT FOR A YOUNG LADY TO THINK SUCH THINGS AS THAT, SO I MUST GIVE MY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR PROPERLY EDUCATING ME ON WHAT IS AND ISN'T THE MINSTRATION OF THE MALE ORGAN

ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND MY GIRLISH CURIOUSITY.



BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MOUSTACHE, AS I HAVE JUST GROWN IT IN AND AM SEEKING THE WISE OPINION OF THOSE MORE EXPRIENCED THAN I.


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I HOPE IT ISN'T UNSAVORY AND RUDE, BUT RATHER PLEASING TO THE EYE.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM ALSO LOOKING INTO SOME SMART INVESTING. MIGHT ANYONE HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS?



MOST HUMBLY LOVINGLY AND COMPLETELY
YOURS.
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On December 20th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC), colorpencil replied:
WHY THANK YOU FOR SUCH KIND COMMENTS ON MY FACIAL HAIR, LESSER PEOPLE HAD SCOFFED AT MY DARING FASHION, BUT I SIMPLY TURN MY NOSE UP AT THEM, FOR THEY ARE A LESSER PEOPLE WHO CANNOT AFFORD SUCH FASHION AS A WOMANLY MOUSTACHE.
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On December 20th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC), alibi_factory commented:
ALTHOUGH METAL SPIKES ARE NOT GENERALLY CONSIDERED FOPPISH ATTIRE (THOUGH I MUST CONFESS TO WEARING A SIMILARLY-STYLED BELT WITH MY CORDS AND TWEED), YOUR DESIRE TO AQUIRE MONEY IS ADMIRABLE. INVESTING IS QUITE CRASS, THOUGH, DON'T YOU THINK? I SUGGEST STEALING, OR PERHAPS WEDDING A WEALTHY MAN WHO IS ABOUT TO DIE.
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On December 20th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC), colorpencil replied:
I AM CURRENTLY BEING COURTED BY A MAN WHO CAN NO LONGER BREATHE ON HIS OWN, I THINK THE MARRIAGE WILL GO SPLENDIDLY IF WE CAN FIND SOMEONE TO HOLD HIS COLOSTOMY BAG.

AND YES, BUT THERE IS MEANING TO SUCH A CONTRAPTION ABOUT ONES NECK, IT KEEPS THAT DASHING OLD MAN FROM GETTING A LITTLE TO FRESH AND SETTING ME INTO SUCH A DELICATE STATE.
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On December 20th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC), hellspoette commented:
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON A VERITABLE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY OF FINANCIAL ADVICE! DID YOU COME UPON ANY GILDED, WISDOM-DISPENSING PARROTS IN YOUR JOURNEYS? IF SO, DO LET ME KNOW; I NEED THAT PARROT BACK.

AND I BELIEVE THE TERM YOU WERE INTIALLY SEARCHING FOR IS "FAP", NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FOPS, FOPPERY, OR THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE.
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On December 20th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC), colorpencil replied:
I DO BELIEVE I HAPPENED UPON A PARROT THAT OFFERED ME THE ADVICE OF NEVER STANDING BEHIND A HIPPOPOTAMUS (DASTARDLY CREATURES THEY ARE.) AND I NOW WISH I HAD TAKEN IT'S ADVICE, FOR THAT STINK SHALL NEVER COME OUT OF MY LOVELY FROCK.

AH, THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THE AIR ON THAT ONE, OLD CHAP, FOR I WOULDN'T WANT TO INQUIRE ON ONE'S FAPPING HABITS ON ACCIDENT, THAT WOULDN'T BE VERY LADY-LIKE OF ME.
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On December 21st, 2006 02:47 am (UTC), angrybonsai replied:
SUCH A QUANTITY OF FINANCIAL ADVISORY WOULD CERTAINLY EVEN MAKE OLD JOHN D. ROCK-A-FELLOW BLUSH!



PERHAPS EVEN ANDREW CARNEGIE?
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